Earlier today, I told myself that I needed to start forming new habits. Like waking up earlier. That’s priority number one. To accomplish that, I need to go to sleep earlier, because my body doesn’t respond well to an alarm that goes off before a minimum requirement of 6 hours.
But now it’s almost 4 am and I have to work tomorrow (today, whatever) at 11 am, and I’m still awake. Why do I do this to myself? EFF.
P.S. Since it’s now technically Tuesday, I just want to say that I actually hate the cutesy “Tipsy Tuesday” alliteration. It’d be easy to blame it on literally being tipsy when I thought of it, but sadly, I wasn’t. So I need a new name for the series. My idea? Get tipsy for real this time and see what other crap I come up with.
P.P.S. I’m really tired now so please excuse my terrible writing. At least this time I have something to blame it on, instead of just being a bona fide bad writer (which I am, I’m just pretending otherwise). I’m going to milk that crutch (wtf?) for all it’s worth.
P.P.P.S. I just remembered that I have to take my dog out in the morning at 630 am! I fail SO HARD at being a responsible adult!