Earlier today, I told myself that I needed to start forming new habits.  Like waking up earlier.  That’s priority number one.  To accomplish that, I need to go to sleep earlier, because my body doesn’t respond well to an alarm that goes off before a minimum requirement of 6 hours.

But now it’s almost 4 am and I have to work tomorrow (today, whatever) at 11 am, and I’m still awake.  Why do I do this to myself?  EFF.

P.S. Since it’s now technically Tuesday, I just want to say that I actually hate the cutesy “Tipsy Tuesday” alliteration.  It’d be easy to blame it on literally being tipsy when I thought of it, but sadly, I wasn’t.  So I need a new name for the series.  My idea?  Get tipsy for real this time and see what other crap I come up with.

P.P.S. I’m really tired now so please excuse my terrible writing.  At least this time I have something to blame it on, instead of just being a bona fide bad writer (which I am, I’m just pretending otherwise).  I’m going to milk that crutch (wtf?) for all it’s worth.

P.P.P.S. I just remembered that I have to take my dog out in the morning at 630 am!  I fail SO HARD at being a responsible adult!